me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
me: is that the sun
my parents: your teenage years are the best years of your life!
me: you mean it gets worse
Girl: "Who are you?" Alien: "Er, I'm an alien."
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Hipster Blog: *follows you*
Me: um are-
One Direction Blog: *follows you*
Me: are you -
Summer Blog: *follows you*
Me: i think you're-
Swag Blog: *folows you*
Me: ARE YOU FUCKNG LOST??